stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via theentirecatpopulationismyfriend)

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

(via giggle)

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

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cthulhupeelz:

floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

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fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

(via notenuf)

dutchster:

the sexiest thing about a girl are her eyes. she gotta have nice eyes. i won’t date a girl with no eyes. the more eyes the better

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