davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

(via sunshinychick)

hoechline:

things to say during sex part 593:

  • ah the scalene triangle
  • do you bite your thumb at me sir
  • can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
  • the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(Source: uries, via kthnxbbycakez)

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

(via confessionsofapeach)

troyeller:

captainarlert:

I wanna write something so good people stay up till three in the morning writing theories and head canons about it.

This is probably the biggest goal every writer has tbh

(via little-sugar-and-spice)

Neko