Anonymous: how do you give a girl an orgasm? 

baroniansmythe:

suchvodka:

sexience:

i am laughing so hard omg i need more sleep

There should be a warning before something like this hits a dash so you’re not drinking or something when you first see it.

lamelohan:

the only exercise i ever do is walking from my bed to the potty then fridge then back to bed

(via enlarging)

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

(via orgasm)

jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

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(Source: abrotion, via hotboyproblems)

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(Source: hi, via murderkai)

heyangelface:

sherlockandmoriar-tea:

I’m just waiting for a Supernatural episode where God shows up like

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I just pictured Chuck doing this and his first line back is, “I JUST WENT OUT FOR TOILET PAPER!”

(via struggleintostrength)

bedussey:

OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes

(Source: lackadaisicalify, via pizza)

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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(via hotboyproblems)

being-as-a-lot-of-h2o:

meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

Friction

(via notsomightyboosh)

Neko