zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

(via gedaechtnis-palast)

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful, via cottonmouthjazz)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via cottonmouthjazz)

  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u

agabella:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MY GOD

(via promiscuous-cats)

Neko